I Am No Man!
I Am No Man!
mythologie candles coconut wax alchemy kit

I Am No Man!

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Mood: The shield maiden stands, blade lifted, eyes shining, a barrier between evil and those she loves.

Smells Like: Blood red rose petals, pale vanilla orchid, and freshly picked mint leaves.

The clamor and cries of battle rise above the scorched earth. A shadow passes over the field. Men cower in its wake as a shrill, cold cry splits the air. The beast lands, claws piercing the earth. Unfortunate souls writhe in agony, crushed beneath its bulk. Its wings extend. Its dripping maw opens to let out another unholy scream. No man stands against it.
A lone figure steps forward. A beam of sunlight escapes the oppressive pall of clouds to shine upon glinting armor. The field falls silent as a sharp sword extends towards the beast.
“Go no further, foul fiend. You have no place here. These warriors are not your prey.” The clear voice summons hope to the wounded and stirs the frightened to action. Men stand once more, no longer cowed by the monster’s presence.
The beast cries out again. Defiance and contempt oozes from its rider’s words. “Who are you to challenge one who no man can endure?"
In response the warrior removes her helm. Golden hair cascades around her, catching in the breeze.
No man stands against the monster, but she is no man.

Signature Deluxe (8oz):

- 8oz eco-friendly coconut blend wax
- Amber glass smooth edged vessel
- Laser-etched wooden lid
- All-natural crackling wooden wick
- Enjoy 50+ hours of burn time!
- Dimensions: 3.2" x 3.8"

Regular:

- 8oz eco-friendly coconut blend wax
- Amber glass jar + black metal twist-on lid
- Lead-free cotton wick
- Enjoy 50+ hours of burn time!
- Dimensions: 3"x 2.8"

Signature Deluxe (16oz):

- 16oz eco-friendly coconut blend wax
- Amber glass smooth edged vessel
- Black Tin Lid
- All-natural crackling wooden wick
- Enjoy 75+ hours of burn time!
- Dimensions: 4" x 3.8"

Alchemy Kit:

- 9oz of pre-scented coconut-blend wax
- Lead-free cotton wick & wick sticker
- Warning label for the bottom of your vessel
- A wick holder 
- A replacement label for your vessel (or any vessel of your choosing)
Note: Alchemy kits do not include a vessel but you may purchase our Regular vessels during checkout.

Sample Size:

- 2oz eco-friendly coconut blend wax
- Black Tin + tin pop-off lid
- Lead-free cotton wick
- Enjoy 10-12+ hours of burn time!

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PROCESSING

Every candle is hand-poured and made to order just for you! We may not be as fast as Amazon, but we promise it will be worth the wait! We will update you via email, so be sure you check your email for our messages! 

Please note that t-shirts, mugs, and other non-candle items may arrive separately. We custom-make each item just for you and send them as soon as they are ready! Packaging may look different from our candle packaging.  

SHIPPING

We ship worldwide! Please note that shipping candles is pricey compared to other online products because candles are heavy! All rates are calculated directly by the carriers and are discounted rates. We continue to strive to get you the best shipping prices possible!

Orders within the U.S. may take up to 7-10 days to be fulfilled. Orders to Canada may take up to 21 days depending on carrier and customs. We make an effort to ship the method you prefer, but unforseen circumstances could alter the method by which your order ships. 📦

For more information, please see our Shipping Policies.

Our team of production, shipping, and customer service elves work 'round the clock to deliver the best experience possible, from purchase to enjoyment!

RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Your satisfaction matters most to us!

Eligible items may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving your order. Please review our Return Policy for detailed information.

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